Seriously folks, if your suitcase is bigger than you (and you're a full grown human) it's really NOT a carry-on. And no matter how long you argue with TSA about it, it's not going to suddenly become one! Also. Don't argue with TSA. That's always a bad idea.
I find it difficult to believe that the man in the Guitar Hero felt pants is a first class passenger.
Is there a reason the seat numbers on the plane go 17, 19, 23, 15, 21, 18, 23?